It should be simple.
Open a can of cat food.
put it on a plate.
Put in front of cat.
But what happens is…
cat sniffs food.
walks away in disgust.
finds a plastic bag and starts licking it.
I shout and wave my arms.
Cat runs away.
Starts howling loudly.
Now I’m shouting like an idiot to shut the cat up.
And they’re ignoring me.
Sigh.